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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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“God won the powerball and everything is free now!”
- some old drunk, coming out of 7-11 with all the Cheetos
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If time is but eternity’s veil, and if we are to live as one in the present moment, we should probably all get naked.
- Wu Nu - the thirteenth pervert of zen
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I hate fantasy football, I always feel like Arjuna in the Bhagavad Gita.
- John Madden
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Your goal as an artist should always be to fistfuck the mind of God.
-Willa Kather
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August 23, 2012 1:14 am
“I would pay five dollars to see Jesus piss on the head of a wolf.”
-Soren Kierkegaard
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"Hey, its like I tell my cat, if you’re gonna drink outta the faucet don’t come meowing to me if you get a little wet."
— Ghengis Khan
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April 23, 2012 1:39 am
“I farted and it sounded like a question.”
-Soren Kierkegaard
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“Maybe the Bible was just some really far out Cosmo sex article about how to dominate yourself on a subliminal level.”
-Mildred Pierce (the 13th President of the United States of America)
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The last words of Dick Cheney. (Don’t get excited, he aint dead yet)
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