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          • November 5, 2012 1:21 am
            If time is but eternity’s veil, and if we are to live as one in the present moment, we should probably all get naked. - Wu Nu - the thirteenth pervert of zen

            If time is but eternity’s veil, and if we are to live as one in the present moment, we should probably all get naked.

            - Wu Nu - the thirteenth pervert of zen

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