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          • November 28, 2012 11:12 pm
            “God won the powerball and everything is free now!” - some old drunk, coming out of 7-11 with all the Cheetos

            “God won the powerball and everything is free now!”

            - some old drunk, coming out of 7-11 with all the Cheetos

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            12. said: I wish I could be drunk with you so we could scream random shit together.
            13. said: ah, juxtaposition!
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            15. said: I love that drunk. I love him will all my orange crusty fingers.
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