Hookers or Cake

Where the self-obsessed get serious about silly
I'm too wacky to be hip.

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 6, 2010 12:26 pm
            Hey Cats & Jammers, my newest book project is live and available on kickstarter.com What is kickstarter? Ohh my friends, its just the most awesome and wonderful way to produce crazy AND unique art. You pledge some $$$ to a specific artist for a project, they make and produce that art project and then you get the art. Some of you may be familiar with the little Choose Your Own Mustache Adventure that I did online. Well I thought it would be fun to turn that into a full length book. I also wanted to collaborate on a book with some friends… so I combined the two ideas and have come up with Choose Your Own Author. The book will be quite similar in style to the Choose Your Own Adventure books from when we were kids, only this book will be for adults and authored by many wonderfully creative and insane people. I also have various artists contributing different illustrations as well. Some of the authors so far are Josh Luft, Philip T. Hunter, Aurora Adams, Nathan T. Dean, Jade Bos, Fake H. S. Thompson and a couple of the old Viking Youth Power hour podcast guys. It’ll be fun, wild and mind blowingly delicious. (p.s. my 1,000 post!)

            Hey Cats & Jammers, my newest book project is live and available on kickstarter.com

            What is kickstarter? Ohh my friends, its just the most awesome and wonderful way to produce crazy AND unique art. You pledge some $$$ to a specific artist for a project, they make and produce that art project and then you get the art.

            Some of you may be familiar with the little Choose Your Own Mustache Adventure that I did online.

            Well I thought it would be fun to turn that into a full length book. I also wanted to collaborate on a book with some friends… so I combined the two ideas and have come up with Choose Your Own Author. The book will be quite similar in style to the Choose Your Own Adventure books from when we were kids, only this book will be for adults and authored by many wonderfully creative and insane people. I also have various artists contributing different illustrations as well.

            Some of the authors so far are , Philip T. Hunter, Aurora Adams, Nathan T. Dean, Jade Bos, Fake H. S. Thompson and a couple of the old Viking Youth Power hour podcast guys. It’ll be fun, wild and mind blowingly delicious.

            (p.s. my 1,000 post!)

          • October 4, 2010 9:39 pm
             Tumblr author and all around great guy Donald Quist aka A Letdown Squid is releasing his latest book “Sandwich” Damn!!! That cover is sweeeeet! Can’t wait to get my copy.

             Tumblr author and all around great guy is releasing his latest book “Sandwich”

            Damn!!! That cover is sweeeeet! Can’t wait to get my copy.

          • July 25, 2010 1:13 pm
            Thank God for copy editors who smooth out dildo throwing hi-jinks. 

            Thank God for copy editors who smooth out dildo throwing hi-jinks. 

          • June 14, 2010 10:03 am
            In editing my book of short stories I’ve decided to come out with a family edition in which each story will end thusly. …then all the kittens repented, became born again thru our Lord Jesus Christ and lived happily ever after. They never used illicit drugs, fornicated, gambled, blasphemed, or practiced evil cat magic again. The End

            In editing my book of short stories I’ve decided to come out with a family edition in which each story will end thusly.

            …then all the kittens repented, became born again thru our Lord Jesus Christ and lived happily ever after. They never used illicit drugs, fornicated, gambled, blasphemed, or practiced evil cat magic again.

            The End

          • June 12, 2010 12:46 pm
            A rough edit of the new book cover.

            A rough edit of the new book cover.

          • May 24, 2010 9:40 pm
            Hey my book got funded! So for those of you who pledged, Thanks! and for those who didn’t, you still have a couple of hours to get a copy delivered to your door for only $10 To celebrate I will performing a one man show of Waiting for Godot down at the local Arby’s. Thanks again everyone!!!

            Hey my book got funded!

            So for those of you who pledged, Thanks! and for those who didn’t, you still have a couple of hours to get a copy delivered to your door for only $10

            To celebrate I will performing a one man show of Waiting for Godot down at the local Arby’s.

            Thanks again everyone!!!

          • May 23, 2010 5:57 pm
            I know LOST is on soon so I’ll try to be brief. I am putting together a book of short stories and bad poetry. Hookers or Cake  You can get yourself a copy of said book, shipped directly to you, for as little as $10 I am funding the whole cost of the project through a website called Kickstarter. Basically its a website where artists, writers, musicians & filmakers ect. pitch a project and how much it’ll cost to produce. People (YOU) family & friends then pledge $ for a piece of the art. A book, or a record, or a DVD… sometimes other fun, weird stuff. The pledging goes on for a month or 3 and then IF the artist has met their goal $ amount the project gets funded. Then kickstarter charges the people who have pledged $. The money is handled through Amazon.com and given to the artist and the art is produced and given to the producers (YOU) - If the artist doesn’t meet thier $ goal the project doesn’t get any funding. P.S.I’m only $93 away from full funding! Only 30 hours to go. Kickstarter gets 5% for their services and the artist gets to pay for the project costs of producing the art. In my case I don’t make any money. The book costs $650 to print.  $400 to design, layout, editing and then a bit more for shipping and packing. Any extra $ gets poured right back into the project. I don’t know bout you, but I think this is a really fun and personal way to produce art.  I have a ton of friends who are gifted artists, but they don’t do much with it and hey why not do something?! You don’t have to make a living at it or become rich and famous. That and trying to make a living with your art can be hell anyway and takes a lot of the fun outta it. But if you can make good and interesting art… hell it might at the very least, pay for itself. That and much of the  payment lies in just being involved with the creative process - of being, feeling , afuckinglive and exploring the artform. Yeah I know that sounds hokey… but damn! This is the most fun I’ve had in a long time and trust me it sure takes the sting outta being bled like a dumb animal 40 hrs a week. So buy a book! A record! A painting! Support your local weirdo artists - keep em out in their workshops, late into the night, cackling, waist deep in the collective unconscious. Wake up in the morning too INTERESTING IDEAS!  Get involved with mystery and curiosity… its damn sexy and it’ll keep you alive and fun. Good day & thanks much - Jade Bos

            I know LOST is on soon so I’ll try to be brief.

            I am putting together a book of short stories and bad poetry. Hookers or Cake 

            You can get yourself a copy of said book, shipped directly to you, for as little as $10

            I am funding the whole cost of the project through a website called Kickstarter. Basically its a website where artists, writers, musicians & filmakers ect. pitch a project and how much it’ll cost to produce. People (YOU) family & friends then pledge $ for a piece of the art. A book, or a record, or a DVD… sometimes other fun, weird stuff.

            The pledging goes on for a month or 3 and then IF the artist has met their goal $ amount the project gets funded. Then kickstarter charges the people who have pledged $. The money is handled through Amazon.com and given to the artist and the art is produced and given to the producers (YOU) - If the artist doesn’t meet thier $ goal the project doesn’t get any funding.

            P.S.I’m only $93 away from full funding! Only 30 hours to go.

            Kickstarter gets 5% for their services and the artist gets to pay for the project costs of producing the art. In my case I don’t make any money. The book costs $650 to print.  $400 to design, layout, editing and then a bit more for shipping and packing. Any extra $ gets poured right back into the project.

            I don’t know bout you, but I think this is a really fun and personal way to produce art.  I have a ton of friends who are gifted artists, but they don’t do much with it and hey why not do something?! You don’t have to make a living at it or become rich and famous. That and trying to make a living with your art can be hell anyway and takes a lot of the fun outta it. But if you can make good and interesting art… hell it might at the very least, pay for itself. That and much of the  payment lies in just being involved with the creative process - of being, feeling , afuckinglive and exploring the artform. Yeah I know that sounds hokey… but damn! This is the most fun I’ve had in a long time and trust me it sure takes the sting outta being bled like a dumb animal 40 hrs a week.

            So buy a book! A record! A painting! Support your local weirdo artists - keep em out in their workshops, late into the night, cackling, waist deep in the collective unconscious. Wake up in the morning too INTERESTING IDEAS!  Get involved with mystery and curiosity… its damn sexy and it’ll keep you alive and fun.

            Good day & thanks much - Jade Bos

          • May 16, 2010 1:30 pm
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            I made a silly little radio commercial for my new book…

            Click here  and claim your “free” book!


          • May 9, 2010 8:09 pm
            Been fooling around with some book cover ideas… FYI if you want to pre-order my forthcoming book and fund the process itself check out my kickstarter. kickstarter is a pretty awesome tool. I hope it works. PS. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, SHAFT!

            Been fooling around with some book cover ideas…

            FYI if you want to pre-order my forthcoming book and fund the process itself check out my kickstarter. kickstarter is a pretty awesome tool. I hope it works.

            PS. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, SHAFT!