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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY SPEARS.
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Git Daddy his nitrous tank Girls! We’re going to KANSAS CITY!
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every time I do acid I come to this same conclusion.
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Finally a fashion designer who GETS IT!!!
Wife: What should I wear for the dinner party?
Husband: How about that 4 falcons & tits outfit you got at Ross?
A picture is worth a million dirty limericks.
The new Geico commercial’s are fucking hilarious.
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This day in history:
The greatest sneeze in the history of Idaho.
November 8, 2003