Hookers or Cake

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I'm too wacky to be hip.

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 16, 2009 9:59 am
            gee23: Bunny by Helmut Newton the hero Gotham deserves are we still milking this quote or have has it been properly fucked to death perhaps its so uncool its cool again? has her vagina jumped the shark?

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            Bunny by Helmut Newton

            the hero Gotham deserves

            are we still milking this quote

            or have has it been properly fucked to death

            perhaps its so uncool its cool again?

            has her vagina jumped the shark?

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