It all started out innocently enough, I was watching my neighbor watch TV. I became so engrossed in the program that I stood there intently watching for maybe ten minutes before I realized what I was doing and turned on my own TV. The program was phenomenal, it was a documentary called Sex Robot. A week later I was bored and flipping through channels when I remembered my neighbor. Maybe they were watching another interesting program. Eureka! A new show called Monkey Tits was premiering on TNT. It was a police show about a gorilla police detective and his sexy, super smart partner. After that, whenever I wanted to watch a new program I just grabbed my binoculars and checked what my neighbor was watching.
But then they installed a window shade. And darkness fell upon me.
So I’ve decided to start stalking them in hopes of getting to know them socially. Maybe I can get them to start a blog about TV!
So remember, if a stranger approaches you in a bar and wants to speak to you about television, don’t be frightened. Its just me. I want to sing a song to you from my heart and its about our mutual love, TV.