The Old Testament God lying in the dark with limp dick in hand.
What does he masturbate to?
When he closes his eyes do the dancing incarnate visions slowly lose all form and become amorphous jiggling blobs of pure creative matter? Does he find his mind wandering out into boundless space?
So if God is omnipotent, then he is quite obviously fucking himself. And thats soo gay, dude. For God there is no other, so he’s gettin blown, but he’s also doing the blowing! The greedy little Jew…
I guess I worry about God. I worry that he’s not having a good time. I worry that he’s not ‘getting it’ every which way he can. That life is a little bit of a bummer for him. Maybe I’ll get him a subscription to Juggs magazine and bring over some brownies.