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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • August 12, 2010 9:04 pm
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            The proofs have been proofed and now the big machines whirl and spin.

            These early copies will all come signed and with a original 4x6 ink drawing.

            Click the pic to make larger and follow on tumblr for more updates and sneak previews, giveaways, contests, and hastily built sex toys.

            Check out our PayPal link to purchase Thanks!

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