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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • October 20, 2009 9:25 am
            Your not sure what to do… But something has definitely changed. So you decide to pick up and move to Sedona, Arizona and record spiritual albums. You end up making a decent living and you met a nice lady, named Lynette. The 2 of you get married and breed French Bulldogs as well as recording other new age artists. You buy a 5 bedroom 3 bathroom home in Sedona for $375,000 at 5.75% for 30 yrs fixed. You have 2 children named Bingo & Bongo. You have a good life. Everything is going so well… until one day you decide to grow a mustache. (Cue ominous music)The End back up or start at the beginning

            Your not sure what to do… But something has definitely changed.

            So you decide to pick up and move to Sedona, Arizona and record spiritual albums. You end up making a decent living and you met a nice lady, named Lynette. The 2 of you get married and breed French Bulldogs as well as recording other new age artists. You buy a 5 bedroom 3 bathroom home in Sedona for $375,000 at 5.75% for 30 yrs fixed. You have 2 children named Bingo & Bongo. You have a good life. Everything is going so well… until one day you decide to grow a mustache.

            (Cue ominous music)

            The End

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