Hookers or Cake

Where the self-obsessed get serious about silly
I'm too wacky to be hip.

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • October 19, 2009 9:38 pm

            You hop the fence, coming in behind them you may get the drop on em. Sneaking through the door you are surprised that everything is so quiet and still. You pause and listen. Not a sound. Waiting for what feels like an eternity, you look around on the ground floor and check the back yard. No one. You finally make your way up the stairs. 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The house is empty.

            There is a large step ladder in the middle of one of the bedrooms. Above it you notice some dark spot. As you focus on the spot a hole opens in the ceiling revealing a whole night sky full of stars.

            Do you and see whats up there

            or

            Do you decide