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          • October 17, 2009 12:06 am
            You come back out of the bathroom and Linda has a shoebox full of cash. “Raoul, the coke dealer, in El Segundo, has been calling looking for Frank. I’m worried that he’ll find Frank and hurt him. Can you give him whatever or however much of this money he needs so he doesn’t hurt Frank? I can’t leave the house. I need to stay here in case Frank comes back.” You take the shoebox from Linda. There must be $10,000 dollars in it. Linda says “Ohh I almost forgot! I received this old VHS tape in the mail 3 days ago. I had to go and dig out our old VCR to watch it. It was some old episode of  “Who’s The Boss?” you know that old Tony Danza sitcom… but towards the end of the episode something really weird happens. I dunno maybe I’m going crazy. Could you please watch it with me? Its in the bedroom, I’ll go get it.” Linda goes to the bedroom.Do you leave right now with the money or Do you stay and watch the tape

            You come back out of the bathroom and Linda has a shoebox full of cash.

            “Raoul, the coke dealer, in El Segundo, has been calling looking for Frank. I’m worried that he’ll find Frank and hurt him. Can you give him whatever or however much of this money he needs so he doesn’t hurt Frank? I can’t leave the house. I need to stay here in case Frank comes back.”

            You take the shoebox from Linda. There must be $10,000 dollars in it.

            Linda says “Ohh I almost forgot! I received this old VHS tape in the mail 3 days ago. I had to go and dig out our old VCR to watch it. It was some old episode of  “Who’s The Boss?” you know that old Tony Danza sitcom… but towards the end of the episode something really weird happens. I dunno maybe I’m going crazy. Could you please watch it with me? Its in the bedroom, I’ll go get it.” Linda goes to the bedroom.

            Do you

            or

            Do you stay and

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