
Linda is happy to see you. She looks terrible, all strung out and pale. Strange, but now that you start looking around you notice that not only is Linda and her clothes pale but so is the entire house. Everything from the carpet, to the paint, to all the furniture. Linda watches you, nodding her head.
“Yes, I know. Franks mustache soaked up all the color.” she states flatly.
“What did you say Linda?! What the hell are you talking about?!”
“I know it must sound crazy,” Linda cries, “but remember how Frank grew that big ol’ beard after the band broke up? Well, he thought it would be funny to shave it all off, then leave the mustache. It was pretty funny, But then strange things started happening. Frank said that his mustache had opened a doorway into another dimension. I thought he was just joking, you know how odd his sense of humor is sometimes. So little by little weird things started to happen. First all the plants died. Then Frank covered all the mirrors up… something about the reflection not being the TRUE us… then all the color began to disappear… Then Frank started leaving and staying gone for days at a time and then when he’d show back up he’d be insane and crying. He’d pull all the wall paper down and eat it. He’d just run around crying and then he’d just disappear - gone poof! vanished into thin air.”
You stand up and excuse yourself to the bathroom. You look at the covered up mirror and your head starts to spin.
You think Linda is crazy and
or
Your not sure what Linda is talking about