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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • May 26, 2011 1:33 am
            “Jesus is the kinda cat who talks himself out of sleeping with a really hot broad… and I can’t hang with a God like that.  Women are awesome.  Fucking is awesome.  Life is awesome.”   - Jack Kerouac

            “Jesus is the kinda cat who talks himself out of sleeping with a really hot broad…

            and I can’t hang with a God like that.

             Women are awesome.  Fucking is awesome.  Life is awesome.”

              - Jack Kerouac

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          • November 9, 2010 9:02 am
            On The Bro’d Wonder Tonic is rewriting On The Road in bro speak. Its insane. I read a little each night before my prayers. You should FOLLOW his progress, if for nothing more than to goad him into rewriting the whole damn thing. (not a short book)

            On The Bro’d

            Wonder Tonic is rewriting On The Road in bro speak. Its insane. I read a little each night before my prayers. You should his progress, if for nothing more than to goad him into rewriting the whole damn thing. (not a short book)

            16 notes Filed under:  Jack Kerouac, On the Bro'd, On The Road,.
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