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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • May 17, 2010 10:02 pm
            Dear world Don’t pay any attention to Sarah Palin. She is a dumb troll. Ignore her. Do not click on anything with her name on it. It’ll just be her, saying some dumb uniformed shit, any brainwashed, self righteous, 12 yr old cult member would spew. The problem is we see “Palin slams president” and we click on the article and so do 1 million other people and then Palin stays in the news. The the dumb whore that is our media, just interjects PALIN into any news story when it starts to die out and Ta-DA! Brand new news story! Just add Palin! and the world mistakes her bile as relevant. So I REPEAT… IGNORE HER!!! Do not click on her name or likeness. We can end this.

            Dear world

            Don’t pay any attention to Sarah Palin. She is a dumb troll. Ignore her. Do not click on anything with her name on it. It’ll just be her, saying some dumb uniformed shit, any brainwashed, self righteous, 12 yr old cult member would spew.

            The problem is we see “Palin slams president” and we click on the article and so do 1 million other people and then Palin stays in the news. The the dumb whore that is our media, just interjects PALIN into any news story when it starts to die out and Ta-DA! Brand new news story! Just add Palin! and the world mistakes her bile as relevant.

            So I REPEAT… IGNORE HER!!! Do not click on her name or likeness. We can end this.

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            13. said: You’re drawing more attention to her. I didn’t know who she was and I looked her up because of this post ;)
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