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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • April 19, 2010 12:12 pm
            “If I had a blog…  I’d blog about kittens all day!!! =)” - Satan What would you do if you had a blog?

            “If I had a blog…  I’d blog about kittens all day!!! =)”

            - Satan

            What would you do if you had a blog?

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            5. answered: swear A LOT
            6. answered: Which rare and unique lobsters symbolically resemble the mojo of certain famous men.
            7. answered: tons of shit
            8. answered: create an ambien fueled alternate universe where pugs rule wait! did I say that out loud?
            9. answered: I’d build the best glory hole ever.
            10. answered: I would poop all day and take names and pictures.
            11. answered: A Blog of Zombies
            12. answered: I’d have a squillion ‘friends’ and never speak to any of them
            13. answered: I’ll blog about bitches all day and night ;)
            14. answered: I’d sing about jesus
            15. answered: I’d make glitter Nazis available to MySpace users.
            16. answered: post pictures!
            17. said: Prolly end up getting pregnant.
            18. answered: if i had a blog ? I would probably burn in hell
            19. answered: kittens rule.
            20. answered: I think I’d blog about how hard I find it to dream up witty answers to pointless questions on the net. See, I’ve done it again!? Twonk.
            21. answered: I’d make up stuff & post pics of animals pretending to drive
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            23. answered: Jajajajaja! xD
            24. etctatic answered: I’d blog about Justin Bieber… whoever he is
            25. answered: Chester A. Arthur fanfiction
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            27. answered: gossip girl!
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            29. answered: id blog about water
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