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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • February 19, 2010 8:38 am
            I made this fabulous meatball  flambe’ for supper last night… Its 3 pounds of meat, ground sirlon (or chuck, if your a savage) form into good size balls add 4 cups of tomato sauce - 1 cup of tomato paste 2 tablespoons of oregano - 1 teaspoon of allspice 1 whole garlic - diced - all in a pot over a low FLAME add a generous amount of 151 Rum then 2 cups of glitter (1 gold & 1 silver) And light that bitch on fire and throw it in the pool cuz I’m eating nothing but Dom Pérignon tonight Dahling! TGIF BITCHES…

            I made this fabulous meatball  flambe’ for supper last night…

            Its 3 pounds of meat, ground sirlon (or chuck, if your a savage)

            form into good size balls

            add 4 cups of tomato sauce - 1 cup of tomato paste

            2 tablespoons of oregano - 1 teaspoon of allspice

            1 whole garlic - diced - all in a pot over a low FLAME

            add a generous amount of 151 Rum

            then 2 cups of glitter (1 gold & 1 silver)

            And light that bitch on fire and throw it in the pool cuz I’m eating nothing but Dom Pérignon tonight Dahling!

            TGIF BITCHES…

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