Me and my buddy Carlos are trying to finish a little three minute film of one of my short stories. The only shot we need is medium length slo-motion shot of a sexy girl walking across the frame. You think it would be easy, but in south Florida nothing is easy. So far we’ve tried three different girls. The first girl was… well lets just say the pictures she’d sent were from when she still had most of her teeth. The second girl seemed to not understand that it wasn’t an amateur porno shoot and kept taking off her top and trying to unzip my pants. We got a lot of great footage but all of it is quite graphic and out of focus. The third girl seemed perfect but then she pulled out an 8 ball of coke. 3 days later and some missing equipment we are again left without any usable footage.
Dear wonderful girls of Miami/Fort Lauderdale we are in need of an attractive lady in her twenties/early thirties for a simple outdoor shoot that should take less than thirty minutes. Attire should be sexy but PG-13 and casual. And we can come to you as the shot only needs to be in a residential area or a park. If you are interested please reply to if you just want to party and do drugs… I’ll be gassing up the El Camino.
