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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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ha-ha Walt Disney looks like DeNiro in Goodfellas here.
and how awesome would Disneyland be if this were truly the case.
Its a Small World would be a ride about human trafficking
Haunted Castle would be all about shady real estate dealings
Snow White - about taking care of problem mistresses
Space Mountain = cocaine (thats what its already about right?)
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looks like DeNiro in Goodfellas here. and how awesome would Disneyland be if this were truly the case. Its a Small World...
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