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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • October 6, 2010 11:03 pm
            So I’m doing a new book. Many of you might be familiar with the little Choose Your Own Mustache Adventure that I did online. I thought it would be fun to turn that into a full length book. I also wanted to collaborate on a book with some friends… so I combined the two ideas and have come up with Choose Your Own Author. The book will be quite similar to a Choose Your Own Adventure book only it will be for adults and be written by many wonderfully creative and insane people. I also have various artists contributing different illustrations as well. At some point we’ll hopefully be able to open up the whole process for some reader submissions, written & drawn.

            So I’m doing a new book. Many of you might be familiar with the little Choose Your Own Mustache Adventure that I did online. I thought it would be fun to turn that into a full length book. I also wanted to collaborate on a book with some friends… so I combined the two ideas and have come up with Choose Your Own Author. The book will be quite similar to a Choose Your Own Adventure book only it will be for adults and be written by many wonderfully creative and insane people. I also have various artists contributing different illustrations as well.

            At some point we’ll hopefully be able to open up the whole process for some reader submissions, written & drawn.

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