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Mr. King was here
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Orson Welles - excerpt from F is for Fake 75’
Chartres is pretty awesome if you ever get the chance.
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“The house is haunted!”
yelled some old drunk, pointing at his head, pointing at the sky.We all just kept scurrying on by, off to work.
“He’s right ya know.” I half whisper to a little girl, whose riding a pony on the elavator.
She just kept smiling, humming her song and offered me a swig of root beer. “Well this is my floor!” she announced and handed me the bottle. The doors opened and she and the pony galloped out into a roaring hail of gunfire.I turned away and the doors closed behind her. Quiet except for the sound of Kenny G sucking for eternity
“I wonder if I should buy a new pair of shoes…” I thought aloud, sipping the warm sweet sassparilla.On the next floor a kitten got on and sat opposite of me and stared directly a foot or 2 above my head. “Well hello little kitten!” I chuckled - her gaze was unbroken.
We reached the next floor and she padded out into a smartly furnished reception area.
The doors closed as I muttered to Kenny G, “I wonder how she pushes the buttons?”
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Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean 1961
didn’t Josh Groban do a cover of this?
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oh Ike Turner, you know the shortcut to my heart…
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fucking rockstars get all the ladies…
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priceless
you said it Hop Sing
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I just got a ‘Ass appreciation day’ card from my folks. I this true? Is it Ass Appreciation Day today?
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Tribe of Ukrainian Fighting Women
…an unusual and tough group of 150 Ukrainian women who call themselves “Asgarda.” These women live in the Carpathian Mountains and follow a rigorous routine of fighting and boxing, often with medieval weaponry.
and my fighter jet is disabled, flying home from a top secret mission and I have to ditch over said mountians. Barely alive the Asgarda band finds me and nurses me back to health… just so they can kick the holy living shit out of me for the rest of my days. I die a crippled yet happy father of 713 children at the age of 68.
by Peter Vidani. For .
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