When I was older
I was wearing a pair of old army boots and my 3 yr old nephew told me that. “When I was older I used to wear those boots.”
I'm too wacky to be hip.
Mr. King was here
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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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One day my son is gonna ask me, “Ma howd ya meet Pa?” and I’m gonna say, “Billy have you ever heard of ‘the worm’? Its a break dancing move. Well I was at a party one night and…”
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NMH is DeLightful - back in the days prior to Y2K & 9/11 - when we were even more cynical
that some dude could just open up and sing like that…
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This is my all-time favorite Caravaggio!
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Attention CHICAGO! Santa Kong 09’
My pal Brian, of the late great podcast Viking Youth Power Hour has a new blog called Outsiders Almanac. If you live in Chi-town he’s a good cat to know. I hand the mic over to him…
For low these past 8 years now a group of degenerates near and dear to my heart have been hosting Chicago’s version of the Santa Con, the inimitable (and superbly intoxicated) SANTA KONG. Yes, it’s as intimidating as a 3 story gorilla and almost as virile, too. Yes, you will get drunk, very drunk. And, yes, I will once again be serving my patented weapons-grade egg nog from a gas can.
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