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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 8, 2012 12:52 am
            The investigators discovered who stole your life. It was the monkey down at the zoo. He’d found Medusa’s makeup compact in the candy wrappers and other trash that blew into his cage catching the suns reflection he’d turn the mirror to your direction see if you reacted to the flashing bright its alright, he know not what he do the monkey’s me and you

            The investigators discovered who stole your life. It was the monkey down at the zoo. He’d found Medusa’s makeup compact in the candy wrappers and other trash that blew

            into his cage

            catching the suns reflection

            he’d turn the mirror to your direction

            see if you reacted to the flashing bright

            its alright, he know not what he do

            the monkey’s me and you