Hookers or Cake

Nude Woman Lying - Picasso 36’

Oh and that reminds me, according to Don Knotts… the internet porn in heaven is terrible.

All children love ponies. All children except for little Dick Cheney.

I loves me some Tumblr. But I’ve found that the follow/unfollow  button is the key to enjoying ones dashboard to its fullest. I will follow pretty much anyone. But I will quickly unfollow them if they prove to be…

Well here are a few examples.

over poster - wow buddy you just posted 50 still images from Willy Wonka.

private conversation/diary? - Its your blog, do what you want. But I don’t know who Jen is and no I don’t remember that one time in 7th grade.

Boredom - yes thats a pic of the french fries you are going to eat. neat.

Copy paster - Wow only 7 paragraphs from your favorite novel? And look, song lyrics… all of them.

Jailbait - what? the guy with the Will Ferrel profile pic is a 13 yr old girl? and now she’s posting seductive pictures… Say Hi to Chris Hanson for me.

future serial killer - Yeah rape IS Hilarious dude! 

Amway - I’m glad you are keeping me abreast of all the wonderful projects you and your friends are doing. And while I enjoy the fascinating behind the scenes look…. maybe just post the art, writing, music, photos, vid of whatever great project and then embed a link?

Grumpy old men - ME! You damn kids! Get out of my yard!

did I miss any ?

Follow UnFollow

So some guy followed me and then reblogged some of my posts. So I checked his stuff and found it entertaining and reblogged some of his posts and then I noticed the guy unfollowed me. So maybe in the course of looking through my old posts this guy came to the realization that I’m a socialist, homo, atheist, on drugs? I’m not, but I sure do post like one. Or at least thats what my gym teacher says.

Oh well, its late and I’m so high, I’d stand in a soup line to blow Jesus. If he existed, that is…

??Too Many naked women!

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To many pics of women wearing nothing coming on my page….lol….

Is there some way I could filter it and don’t have to see them at all??

I made a long post last nite,asking the few people that were posting all this porn and naked women to please stop. Please be respectful of the rest of us that do not subscribe to X-rated blogs. That post is a few pages back in my blog.As I stated in that post,if they didn’t stop posting all this porn,I would have no chocie,but to stop following them.I warned others would also stop following them,and to please show us the same respect here,as on SU. My advise,now that this is the 2nd time in 24 hours this has been brought up…stop following the people with all the naked women and porn. I had hoped they would have read my post,that came from 6 others also,and stopped doing it today. It really disturbs me. I follow a bunch of great young tumblrs,who only post a reasonable number of things a day,and never naked women,yet the grown men from SU,have turned my dashboard into 100’s of porn images. This must stop. You all are my friends.Please show some respect for me and the others that follow you and keep it decent :)

Most people are not going to take it personally when someone stops following them. They’ll take it a lot less personally than being asked not to post what they want. Just my opinion, and I promise not to take it personally if you all un-follow me because of it.

yeah I lost a couple of followers with a post - it was a cartoon and i found it pretty hilarious… but some were offended and unfollwed me and I’m cool wit that. Ya see the whole thing that makes Tumblr awesome is that if you don’t like what someone posts you can UNFOLLOW them. its really freeing - try it some time! - you unfollow all the ‘dirty pic posters and your house will smell like fresh baked pie!!!!

I  unfollowed some lame-O that posted 50 pics of same boring porn shoot. “Dude post 1 or 2 pics and a link!” I’ve also unfollowed a few pedos that just keep reblogging pics of that 13yr old girl from Harry Potter. “Come on Buddy your 40, old to be her grandfather, if your from Georgia.”

So unfollow the filth mongers, subscribe to the Readers Digest, and tell Pat Boone I still have his cock ring.

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I know this is your 2cnd movie. and I’m the only actual knight on the set but hear me out on this one little point, you chinless hack.

don’t you hate it when you click on a sexy looking thumbnail of a bawdy lass only to discover once its enlarged that she’s prolly 16 - is that why people just keep reblogging endless pics of Bettie Page?

cuz its safe?

This had better increase my Tumblarity or I’m pretending to be a hot teenage lesbo from here on out.

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WOW! this is one hot 12 yr old! Who is this girl? Wow! She is so hot! Where can I find more pictures of her?!!!