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February 6, 2010 11:40 am
Not many people know that Michelangelo’s first version of the Sistine Chapel was just one big God orgy. Hot God on God action. And it was pretty hot. But then the pope and the cardinals all got involved and turned it into the middle school make out party we see today.
God can’t just live out in the wide open and the devil wasn’t making any money, so the hide & seek began. Shame, Guilt & other Milton Bradley games came into being. This is how Ouroboros, the tail eater, became the tail dragger, covering up its own tracks. We needed something to do until the real big game, IE. The Superbowl was on.
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February 3, 2010 11:20 pm
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Happy Birthday duality
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Thats one way to get into heaven.
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Sit your ass down and finish your coke, unless you want this to be YOUR last supper
This is my all-time favorite Caravaggio!
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Wow! Jesus has still got it.
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My ancestors weren’t creationists.
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