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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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January 2, 2010 11:43 am
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Wedding Planning Pros & Cons
#7 Open Bar
Con - Expensive
Pro - Memories that last a lifetime
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hell yeah
found some pics of Rrrick online
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When I was a kid we didn’t have no internet porn.
We had to time everything for a 3 second shot of some boobies on late night cable.
It was either that or
GLOW was the equivalent of walking 5 miles to school through 8 feet of snow.
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Gabba Gabba Hey!
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Reason why today might suck
- Its the shortest day of the year (in terms of light, in the northern hemisphere)
- Its Monday
- Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods!
- pretty young girls are dying =(
- Tara Reid - still going strong
- God, if he exists, got up in the middle of the night and ate all of your fried chicken.
- Prince does not return your phone calls
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December 11, 2009 9:02 am
TGIF Bitches
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December 10, 2009 12:16 am
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Finally. A ventriloquist act worth seeing.
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December 8, 2009 11:12 pm
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Join Or Die - a series of paintings where Justine Lai has painted herself having sex with each US President, in chronological order!
Splendid idea. Now if she would have only painted Lincolns perfect thighs… (sigh)
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December 8, 2009 10:42 pm
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Some people always choose the shittiest guys to date.I can relate, because I always choose the shittest vibrator. I turn it on and it just tells me I’ve gained weight…
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