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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • May 11, 2012 1:44 am
            I wrote a lot of stuff that they never used on Scooby Doo. I had the gang joining forces with the Buddha on one episode and when ever they would come across a clue they’d  talk it out and ask the Buddha what he thought and he’d always shrug and say, “Yeah, I’ve got nothing.” and the audience would laugh. I also had Scooby and Shaggy kinda making fun of him by acting all pious and meditating. Shaggy would look at Scooby and say, “Hey Scoob! Whats the sound of one hand clapping? and then he’d swallow a whole banana cream pie and say “Yum!” and Scooby would snicker. The end involved the Buddha being chased by a mechanical gorilla in a pink tutu.

            I wrote a lot of stuff that they never used on Scooby Doo. I had the gang joining forces with the Buddha on one episode and when ever they would come across a clue they’d  talk it out and ask the Buddha what he thought and he’d always shrug and say, “Yeah, I’ve got nothing.” and the audience would laugh.

            I also had Scooby and Shaggy kinda making fun of him by acting all pious and meditating. Shaggy would look at Scooby and say, “Hey Scoob! Whats the sound of one hand clapping? and then he’d swallow a whole banana cream pie and say “Yum!” and Scooby would snicker.

            The end involved the Buddha being chased by a mechanical gorilla in a pink tutu.