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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • December 28, 2011 9:28 pm
            early-onset-of-night: Sporadically throughout the month I will go to the post office and check my mail. It’s usually just bills and I simply throw those away. People have been trained to think that bad credit is a bad thing. Weird.This time around, I actually got something I wanted to keep, something I took back out to the car with me, something I even took clear home. My package from Jade Bos.Who’s stoked? This girl.I wrote a blurb for Jade’s new book and so I got a free a copy, as well as the official book t-shirt (pictured), the official book post cards, and the official book plastic vampire teeth. Jade himself created the artwork in the book, on the postcards, and on the t-shirt, plus he even grew the cotton and weaved the t-shirt using his own two hands. He lives in the south, you see. I am also pretty sure he carved the plastic vampire teeth out of an actual plastic vampire tree. I was being facetious in the blurb, unlike I’m being now, but I did enjoy the book. It’s silly with a dark silly side. I giggled, tittered, chuckled, and guffawed, like I was some sort of comic book character. When I was done reading it, I sat the book down on the nightstand with a ker-plunk! Prance on over to Hookers or Cake, Jade’s website, but only if your dildo is poised at the ready. Mike and I and from opposite ends of South Dakota and both 39 yr-old Aries who like to write. He’s the Wicked Witch of the West and I’m Glenda the Good Witch from the East. Perhaps someday we’ll share a room down in Yankton. (the state mental hospital)

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            Sporadically throughout the month I will go to the post office and check my mail. It’s usually just bills and I simply throw those away. People have been trained to think that bad credit is a bad thing. Weird.

            This time around, I actually got something I wanted to keep, something I took back out to the car with me, something I even took clear home. My package from Jade Bos.

            Who’s stoked? This girl.

            I wrote a blurb for Jade’s new book and so I got a free a copy, as well as the official book t-shirt (pictured), the official book post cards, and the official book plastic vampire teeth. Jade himself created the artwork in the book, on the postcards, and on the t-shirt, plus he even grew the cotton and weaved the t-shirt using his own two hands. He lives in the south, you see. I am also pretty sure he carved the plastic vampire teeth out of an actual plastic vampire tree.

            I was being facetious in the blurb, unlike I’m being now, but I did enjoy the book. It’s silly with a dark silly side. I giggled, tittered, chuckled, and guffawed, like I was some sort of comic book character. When I was done reading it, I sat the book down on the nightstand with a ker-plunk!

            Prance on over to Hookers or Cake, Jade’s website, but only if your dildo is poised at the ready.

            Mike and I and from opposite ends of South Dakota and both 39 yr-old Aries who like to write. He’s the Wicked Witch of the West and I’m Glenda the Good Witch from the East. Perhaps someday we’ll share a room down in Yankton. (the state mental hospital)

          • December 28, 2011 12:36 am