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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • August 17, 2010 9:45 am
            Hey Rick! Maybe next time just say YES to the couples skate?!

            Hey Rick! Maybe next time just say YES to the couples skate?!

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            3. answered: most def. I like the site name too. reminds me of life in hell, struggling artist: drugs or art supplies: the big choice.
            4. answered: i knew that this was gonna be your answeeeeeerrr : D
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