God approached the shoe store. A boundless mystery wearing a false mustache. God opened the door and a bell rang. A small, wounded puppet came from the back, smiled shyly, and proceeded to sell God a nice pair of dress shoes.
God stepped out onto the street admiring the new shoes. And the puppet closed up shop for lunch.
God was later found, lost on a archaic battlefield, wearing the back half of a 2 man pony costume. The puppet meanwhile, fell asleep after lunch, dreaming of a dark and silent forest. A piercing song came from a clearing.
A small bird sings in a ancient golden cage.