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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • August 28, 2011 2:00 pm
            mollypeck: 223/365 for hennny and abi  Molly, my hope and prayer is that all beings come to know the delight and grace of reading my book naked while floating in cyberspace.

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            223/365 for hennny and abi 

            Molly, my hope and prayer

            is that all beings come to know

            the delight and grace

            of reading my book naked

            while floating in cyberspace.

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              prayer is that all beings come to know the delight and grace of reading my book naked while floating in cyberspace.
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