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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • August 26, 2011 11:55 pm
            :  Hookers or Cake! I assume you live on the East Coast. How are you preparing for the hurricane?

            I’ve actually lived in Florida for 10+ years now. Been through a ton of hurricanes… Even landed a plane in a CAT 1 Hurricane once. We don’t worry about Hurricanes until they predict Cat 2 - NYC should be fine.

            1. said: I feel comforted. We don’t get much of that stuff here in PA, so everybody is freaking the fuck out. “MOAR D BATTERIES, FUCK!” I have lots of booze and candles, BRING IT ON.
            2. said: Living on the mid-coast of the Mississippi River, I’ll admit I don’t know much about hurricanes other than they are good for drinking. But, what do cats have to do with anything? I mean, every feline I have known hates water and gets pretty mean!
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