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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • August 21, 2011 12:36 am
            There is a ghost heart living under my trailer. It sings all day and night, breathy confessionals and foolish love letters. “Don’t you know any jokes?!” I holler from my arm chair, drinking cold beer.  The TV is on, showing humans fist fucking ancient gigantic fish. I’ve got it muted as I listen to Mozarts, Don Giavanni opera. I skip ahead to the Commendatore movement. All while the balding hillbillies float in the muddy river, ala the shittiest baptism ever. Their wives line the shore like a greek chorus in floral onepiece swimsuits shouting encouragement or God knows what. Don Giovanni is drug to hell while the fat hillbilly with an exquisite mustache hoists a immense catfish from the black waters.  And all is silent except the ghost heart, singing on and on about, “hot trembling moments” and “the night he left…”

            There is a ghost heart living under my trailer. It sings all day and night, breathy confessionals and foolish love letters. “Don’t you know any jokes?!” I holler from my arm chair, drinking cold beer. 

            The TV is on, showing humans fist fucking ancient gigantic fish. I’ve got it muted as I listen to Mozarts, Don Giavanni opera. I skip ahead to the Commendatore movement. All while the balding hillbillies float in the muddy river, ala the shittiest baptism ever. Their wives line the shore like a greek chorus in floral onepiece swimsuits shouting encouragement or God knows what. Don Giovanni is drug to hell while the fat hillbilly with an exquisite mustache hoists a immense catfish from the black waters. 

            And all is silent except the ghost heart, singing on and on about, “hot trembling moments” and “the night he left…”

            1. thedailydoodles said: Cocksuckin’ ghosts!
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