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          • August 19, 2011 1:21 am
            Anyone can bitch. The art is in listening for the deeper mystery. The executioner wears a clowns nose as he slits the throat of your childish love. You mourn what could have been,  while the rioters remind you of what will always be. There is a great peace in being broken being found out as a simple fraud. A smile, in the humiliation. Sure it hurts at first   also quite disorientating but its like when you were a child  you gathered yourself in and rolled down the hill you roll and roll, endlessly out of control the earth rushing madly around your ears you stand and turn to run but fall straight into the ground everyone laughs and you flop over on your back spread eagle  and as the clouds and blue sky spin down around you  or is it you…  spinning up in them? whatever the case, you find yourself a bright blue spinning freedom full of clouds, birds and weather.

            Anyone can bitch.

            The art is in listening for the deeper mystery.

            The executioner wears a clowns nose

            as he slits the throat of your childish love.

            You mourn what could have been, 

            while the rioters remind you of what will always be.


            There is a great peace in being broken

            being found out as a simple fraud.

            A smile, in the humiliation.

            Sure it hurts at first  

            also quite disorientating


            but its like when you were a child 

            you gathered yourself in

            and rolled down the hill

            you roll and roll, endlessly out of control

            the earth rushing madly around your ears

            you stand and turn to run but fall straight into the ground

            everyone laughs and you flop over on your back spread eagle 

            and as the clouds and blue sky spin down around you


             or is it you…

             spinning up in them?


            whatever the case, you find yourself

            a bright blue spinning freedom

            full of clouds, birds and weather.

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