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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • August 18, 2011 1:40 am
            This picture annihilates me with its grace and beauty Its depth of understanding like a walrus taking a warm shuddering piss upon the heart of Christ upon these 2 for 1 hot apple pies from Mc Donalds I gaze deeper the mind falls silent a song in my heart soars never landing The Bhavacakra The ancient wheel of death and rebirth.

            This picture annihilates me with its grace and beauty

            Its depth of understanding

            like a walrus taking a warm shuddering piss

            upon the heart of Christ

            upon these 2 for 1 hot apple pies from Mc Donalds

            I gaze deeper

            the mind falls silent

            a song in my heart

            soars never landing

            The Bhavacakra

            The ancient wheel of death and rebirth.



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