Hookers or Cake

Where the self-obsessed get serious about silly
I'm too wacky to be hip.

--------------------------------

    • Illustration
    • My Videos
    • The best of Hookers or Cake
    • ------------------------------------- How this blog got its name

      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

      -----------------------------------

      Amazon.com Widgets

      -------------------------------------- more fun categories

      --------------------------------------

      • Inspiration
      • art
      • ----------------------------------------- some tumblr friends

        -----------------------------------------

        • Rrrick
        • Fuzzy Dave
        • Wonder Tonic
        • ----------------------------------------- some writing

          -----------------------------------------

          • Josh Luft
          • I'm a Veronica
        • Mr. King was here
          • Aloha Friday
          ----------------------------------------
          tell me lies! Submit stuff
          • July 31, 2010 1:25 am
            [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 170 plays

            Joy - Circulatory System

             someone’s nice and high

            Dear Lord, please give me the strength & focus to not burn these pizza rolls.

             hear our prayer

            and Lord I know it may be asking too much… but after that can ya help me not burn the holy living fucking shit out of my mouth

             hear our prayer

            oh and hey whiles yer up can ya grab me another Coors.

            Thanks be to God.

            1. said: Let us praise him.
            2. said: yehbut that flap of skin that hangs from the roof of your mouth for days after is wherein the holy spirit dwells. savor it.
            3. hookersorcake posted this