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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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Cruelty (1885)
So I see this guy struggling in the surf, he’s trying to yell for help but he keeps going under and I can tell he’s about to go under for good, so I swim over to help but he just kept flailing around and hitting me. Then he gets ahold of me and starts climbing on top of me and pushing me under so I can’t breathe…
Thank God I had my bazooka with me. I Blew that asshole to bits.
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The classic vaudevillian duo Hambone and Flipper. Which name do you think belongs to the dolphin? Nope, it's Hambone....
