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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • August 2, 2011 11:04 pm
            We’ve been hard at work designing a new social network that is ultra hip and extremely user friendly. In fact some of you might be using it already and you don’t even know it. Thats right, we are testing certain markets with a completely bio-friendly orgone application. You won’t see it, you won’t hear it, and best of all its no work for you.  Just what is this new social network? Well, we don’t want to spoil all the fun and surprises… do we? Of course not. So you just sit back, relax, and enjoy as your happiness, enjoyment, and pleasure increase - over the following weeks and months. You’ll hear more from us soon. Until then, enjoy and Aloha! The Singularity Group

            We’ve been hard at work designing a new social network that is ultra hip and extremely user friendly. In fact some of you might be using it already and you don’t even know it.

            Thats right, we are testing certain markets with a completely bio-friendly orgone application. You won’t see it, you won’t hear it, and best of all its no work for you. 

            Just what is this new social network? Well, we don’t want to spoil all the fun and surprises… do we? Of course not. So you just sit back, relax, and enjoy as your happiness, enjoyment, and pleasure increase - over the following weeks and months. You’ll hear more from us soon.

            Until then, enjoy and Aloha!

            The Singularity Group

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            2. said: Orgone energy is best energy. Wilhelm would be proud.
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