So I thought it would be fun to do some viral marketing on craigslist.com. I made the silly little personal ad above thinking that a few people may find it and wander over to hookersorcake.com, but no such luck. I did receive an amazing amount of cock pictures though, so if you are a graphic designer and need some stock cock photos for a project… let me know.
Also I’m no expert on what ladies want, but I would seriously doubt a close up picture of a erect penis is the most exciting thing a gent could send a lady via email. And btw is this a recent development or have men always sent pictures of their penis. Was it Polaroids in the mail before this and before that, what?
A telegraph?
M’ lady, picture in your mind an engorged throbbing penis (stop)
I wanna git wit u (stop)
Hit me up at (stop)
Now that I think about it my great great grandmother did carry a cameo locket of my great great grandfather penis done in silhouette. But that was artistic and had class. So perhaps back in the day a man might gift a penis cameo or perchance a charcoal rubbing or even further back perhaps a cave painting was seen as an amorous and creative gift… but a close up snapshot of a penis with a cellphone? Its just cheap and if I were a woman seeking casual sex on the internet I would much rather see a full body image. And especially one of those shot in a bathroom mirror. You can tell a lot be a person bathroom. Maybe the gentleman in question has a can of Axe body spray… yikes.
