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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • July 8, 2010 1:00 pm
            Thanks Zoomar for the original. Anyone else ever have the feeling reading Nietzsche? Dude yer writing about Will to Power and becoming Superman and you live wit yer moms?!!

            Thanks for the original.

            Anyone else ever have the feeling reading Nietzsche? Dude yer writing about Will to Power and becoming Superman and you live wit yer moms?!!

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            2. said: Don’t judge me. Living with my mom can be treacherous in itself. I am the edge.
            3. said: Don’t forget the syphilis!
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