This webpage has been sold to Hollister, which is some kinda clothing store? I dunno, I went there to sign some paperwork and it didn’t seem like a clothing store. I thought it was a more hip version of a fern bar and I coulda swore I had a Rusty Nail and some fish sticks there during lent, but I digress.
Yes I’m selling this website to fancy clothing store, but you will not notice any difference. My blog entries will be now created by a drunken chimp named Phil. Phil has been given so much of the neurotoxin Glutethimide that he now types shitty nonsensical stories (just like me!) but his stories contain a rhythmic pattern which is autosuggestive of buying clothes at Hollister. So Hollister crunched the numbers and the 14 stoners who regularly read my blog will buy a projected total of $183.73 in clothes, from them annually. So thusly they have purchased my site for $50,000.00 I would’ve questioned their math but they were so hot and confident that I became nervous. That and the monkey is a far better writer than I. So you’re in good hands… er paws, or whatever - monkey paws I guess.
