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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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Hey, when I kill the entire cast of Entourage and remodel my deck with their remains, can someone please clear my internet history; in case I get arrested.
Not that authorities will find any evidence implicating me in the crime… its just, I look up a lotta weird shit and I don’t want people thinking I’m some kinda freak.
Thanks in advance and good day?
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