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          • June 16, 2010 9:58 am

            So I’m attending one of those Tumblr meet-ups its at the Dunkin Donuts down the street.

            Hopefully I can find a complete stranger to involve in my bank heist crew.  I’ve been robbing banks for years and never trust anyone I don’t know, but I figure now is the best time to involve a stranger… this being my last big heist and all. You know, the last big one before I disappear to my island hideaway forever.

             Maybe I will meet a cop, seeing as how this is at a Dunkin Donuts. Hopefully he will be retiring soon and I can realize that we’re kindred spirits. That would be a nice touch.

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