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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • June 14, 2011 9:36 pm
             Another Supposedly Lesbian Blogger Turns Out To Be A Man The revelation that the Gay Girl In Damascus blog was actually written by a married American man has led to the discovery that a founding editor at the lesbian news website Lez Get Real is a guy in Ohio, not “Paula Brooks.” The Washington Post says that 58-year-old Bill Graber, “a retired Ohio military man and construction worker,” admitted Monday that “I am Paula Brooks.” Once upon a time I thought about becoming a lesbian blogger. With a name like Jade and my professed love of the ladies, it wouldn’t be too big of a stretch. Besides who wants to read what some 39 yr old white dude writes? OLD WHITE MAN - I can think of dirtier words, but none quite as boring. All I needed was an attractive lady in her late 20’s to early 30’s to agree to be the face of my blog. She would also have to agree to do some racy pics so I could really drive up a good following, ala Katie West.Maybe I could still do it. Every hetro man’s fantasy is to become a lesbian right? And who knows, perhaps I would learn just a little bit of what its like to be a lady on this here internet.Ahhhh maybe I’m being a dumb, sexist pig. Its highly possible. I am an old, white man after all.  Should I get an internet sex change? Or am I being a jerk? I’d still do Hookers or Cake only I’d start another as Jade; the younger, attractive and female. In fact, I could start several blogs. One as a box free kittens that turn out to be rabid and another as an alcoholic Robot/Priest named Father Ted… Is reality just God starting billions of blogs all with different persona’s? I digress.Thoughts?

            Another Supposedly Lesbian Blogger Turns Out To Be A Man

            The revelation that the Gay Girl In Damascus blog was actually written by a married American man has led to the discovery that a founding editor at the lesbian news website Lez Get Real is a guy in Ohio, not “Paula Brooks.”

            The Washington Post says that 58-year-old Bill Graber, “a retired Ohio military man and construction worker,” admitted Monday that “I am Paula Brooks.”

            Once upon a time I thought about becoming a lesbian blogger. With a name like Jade and my professed love of the ladies, it wouldn’t be too big of a stretch. Besides who wants to read what some 39 yr old white dude writes?

            OLD WHITE MAN - I can think of dirtier words, but none quite as boring.

            All I needed was an attractive lady in her late 20’s to early 30’s to agree to be the face of my blog. She would also have to agree to do some racy pics so I could really drive up a good following, ala .
            Maybe I could still do it. Every hetro man’s fantasy is to become a lesbian right? And who knows, perhaps I would learn just a little bit of what its like to be a lady on this here internet.
            Ahhhh maybe I’m being a dumb, sexist pig. Its highly possible. I am an old, white man after all. 
            Should I get an internet sex change? Or am I being a jerk? I’d still do Hookers or Cake only I’d start another as Jade; the younger, attractive and female. In fact, I could start several blogs. One as a box free kittens that turn out to be rabid and another as an alcoholic Robot/Priest named Father Ted…
             Is reality just God starting billions of blogs all with different persona’s? I digress.

            Thoughts?

            1. answered: He is a jackass & just deprived of attention and allure.
            2. answered: SUPRESSED SEXUAL DESIRES… FUCKING MILITARY FAGS
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            4. answered: hehe … go for it dude … maybe you can post here how it turn out …
            5. answered: nother blog. I for one, prefer your creepy old white man persona
            6. answered: Shit, I thought you were a hot young lesbian. I feel dirty.
            7. answered: I’m in my mid twenties, I could pretend I don’t like dick and we could start a lie together. Or you could blog as a transgendered reptilian.
            8. answered: Don’t you already have, like 10 blogs?
            9. said: Being a girl on the internet isn’t for everyone. Talk to your doctor about being a girl on the internet today.
            10. answered: god being a schizo bloggerer (?) would explain sarah palin and this itch i have … *down there*
            11. said: I did totally think you were a lady at first. You can remain a lady in my heart.
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