Ft. Lauderdale, Florida - There are women here, who’ve had so much plastic surgery they look like aliens… its kinda hot.
I realize this while I’m looking around, waiting in line for a full body scan x-ray at the airport. For those that don’t know, the full body scanner gives a very accurate portrait of a person sans clothes, especially of a mans privates. So I, along with every other man in line was trying to “chub” up a bit. Some are opening leering at a scantily dressed Puerto Rican girl, but most just have their eyes closed fantasizing about God knows what. I joke with the guy next to me that they should have a fluffer. I didn’t realize until I saw his collar that he was a priest. Maybe I took the joke a little far when I started pointing out little kids for him. - Friday, May 28th
