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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • June 8, 2011 11:57 pm

            Exquisite Corpse? anyone?

            write a line or phrase - or some bathroom graffitti and I’ll arc weld it into a story

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            32 notes Filed under:  art,.
            1. said: I do love this picture, as well. —DMC
            2. answered: Was it all worth it?
            3. answered: You’re a wizard!
            4. answered: Look ma! I’m riding a sea monkeyhorsething!
            5. reblogged this from hookersorcake and added:
            6. answered: I saw a motor in a chicken cop and thought of you…
            7. answered: The French chupacabra especially liked baby goats.
            8. answered: It’s hard to tell
            9. answered: All the gin joints in all the world were recently diagnosed with adult onset osteoarthritis.
            10. answered: The human form, man. God is good.
            11. answered: There once was a man with a crotch-seahorse, with a snakelady out of his back he could force…
            12. answered: I cut my shorts crooked.
            13. answered: They usually do that surgery right away, but Ginger said, “No. That baby’s special.”
            14. answered: “There’s no such thing as heat stroke.”
            15. answered: “What have we here?” said the man. “A gallon of buttermilk, two bottles of vinegar, and a dead porn star.”
            16. answered: But it wasn’t for lack of trying.
            17. answered: “It took seven years—and three crates of turnips—but we finally got Petey his prom date.”
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