Hookers or Cake

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • June 8, 2011 12:34 am
            Once in awhile a faux journalist or stand up comedian will make the joke, that the title should be “Hookers AND Cake”  I usually shrug, laugh and then use dark energy to destroy them on a cellular level. Afterwards I show them the above picture as a reminder of the horror of a reality; sans duality. Not that I mind a curvy trollup who’ll fuck anyone for a slab of sugar… no dear pychonauts  I adore voracious whores more than Bill Cosby loves smores and if the Cos’ was offered smores, via whores the pores and floors would open all the doors of our perception In other words, if duality didn’t exist, we would not be sitting here contemplating smores, whores and the Cosby show. And while that is a tragic thing to ponder, know that I will always be here for you, like a crazed stoner trying to start a pie fight at a funeral. Tender regards always, Jade Bos - VP Lewd Pony Press HCEMF (Hardcore Cake Eating Mother Fucker)

            Once in awhile a faux journalist or stand up comedian will make the joke, that the title should be “Hookers AND Cake”  I usually shrug, laugh and then use dark energy to destroy them on a cellular level. Afterwards I show them the above picture as a reminder of the horror of a reality; sans duality.

            Not that I mind a curvy trollup who’ll fuck anyone for a slab of sugar… no dear pychonauts 

            I adore voracious whores

            more than Bill Cosby loves smores

            and if the Cos’ was offered smores, via whores

            the pores and floors would open all the doors

            of our perception

            In other words, if duality didn’t exist, we would not be sitting here contemplating smores, whores and the Cosby show. And while that is a tragic thing to ponder, know that I will always be here for you, like a crazed stoner trying to start a pie fight at a funeral.

            Tender regards always,

            Jade Bos - VP Lewd Pony Press

            HCEMF (Hardcore Cake Eating Mother Fucker)

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