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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • June 3, 2011 12:11 am
            The endless seduction of pictures and words. Someone - somewhere is having a super, kick ass, fun time why aren’t you? You could, if only you bought, ate, and drove this fine product. ‘Seize the Day’ is a trademarked slogan. The Power of Now is a multi-million dollar industry. Gandhi has his own cologne and it smells like money. All the while the best scientist’s in the world spend every waking moment designing  better bottles for beer.

            The endless seduction

            of pictures and words.

            Someone - somewhere is having a super, kick ass, fun time

            why aren’t you?

            You could, if only you bought, ate, and drove this fine product.

            ‘Seize the Day’ is a trademarked slogan.

            The Power of Now is a multi-million dollar industry.

            Gandhi has his own cologne and it smells like money.

            All the while the best scientist’s in the world

            spend every waking moment

            designing  better bottles for beer.

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