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          • June 2, 2011 10:20 am
            I want to make romantic comedies about horrible human beings falling in love. Oh how the audience will hate them. I assure you that there will be no redemptive qualities whatsoever. And in the final scene, when it looks like the stars are about to have their faces eaten by crazed animals, they will barely escape and enjoy their first passionate kiss. The music will swell and all the really nice, polite human beings in the audience will be outraged, and lustily boo love. I’ll call it, “Assholes in Love” It will be a smash hit and there will be endless sequels.

            I want to make romantic comedies about horrible human beings falling in love.

            Oh how the audience will hate them. I assure you that there will be no redemptive qualities whatsoever. And in the final scene, when it looks like the stars are about to have their faces eaten by crazed animals, they will barely escape and enjoy their first passionate kiss. The music will swell and all the really nice, polite human beings in the audience will be outraged, and lustily boo love.

            I’ll call it, “Assholes in Love”

            It will be a smash hit and there will be endless sequels.

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            3. said: …I thought most of the characters in RomComs were already terrible people? Not that I’ve watched any, mind you.
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