So now because of Facebook’s “privacy policy” everyone will know that I am a Single, Bi, pirate, clown hater who is 72, in a complicated relationship and a Orthodox Presbyterian Satanist who lives in Detroit with his 2 puppies Floey & Ivan Fyodorovich Karamazov?
Sure the couple hundred or so ‘friends’ that I haven’t seen or exchanged a physical word with in 10 or 15 years know, but EVERYONE?!! The TV Media needs to stop worrying about famine & war and get on this story like its a OD’d D-list celebrity.
Next thing you know EVERYONE will be able to see all my private pics from when I used to work at Glory Hole Donuts or when I was a Republican page. Its getting so a person can’t show off pics of their new ass implants to a few hundred casual acquaintances without BIG BROTHER making catty comments. This is worse than that BS Parrot Act!
I’m seriously considering just deleting my Facebook account or worse… maybe editing my profile information. But thats such a pain and its just not fair I WANT EVERYONE to KNOW WHO I AM and WHAT I STAND FOR!!!! plus I don’t have the time! I’m too busy blogging about Stephan’s terrible new hairplugs! OMFG! did you see him at Karens party?! He looked like a Joe Biden Doll ROFLMFAO!
So anyway I’m going on vacation Tuesday for a few weeks and I might need someone to house sit and pic up my mail. Maybe I’ll just take out an ad on craigslist?
Well off to the bank. I just got paid! Every Monday like clock work!
Oh and a special HI to my 43 new Followers! You are all awesome.
TTFN MFers!
